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$100,000 David Bowie Rock Star Level Donor

$100,000.00

$100,000 David Bowie Level (or other suitable ROCKSTAR of your choosing)

For all of you absolute ROCKSTARS out there who would be so benevolent as to bless our cause with both your resources and your celebrity star power, we will thank you for your donation by providing the following:

  • Your publicity photo will be duplicated and carried by all members of the Festival Team including volunteers, security, parking, sound technicians and bar staff…in order to assure you would receive ROCKSTAR treatment if you decided to attend the event.
  • You would be included in the Cover Photo of the event program…even if you had to be photoshopped into our group photo.
  • You will also have a Banner which will be carried around the festival field once an hour by a troupe of virgins…should it prove problematic to assemble sufficient virgins to form a troupe (this IS a Pirate Festival after all…), our pretty bartenders will have to suffice.
  • Our Event Coordinator will re-name his first born son after you….(Sorry, Kyle…)
  • We will place your Name, logo, with a link on our website.
  • We will sings songs of your exploits around campfires for the entire festival or until the firewood runs out, which ever comes first.
  • You will also be listed as a patron on our website…and on every other website created by this webmaster for the next year.
  • A toast will be raised in your honor and you would also receive up to 6 tickets to the Buccaneer Bash for your entourage.

Hey….It could happen.

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$100,000 David Bowie Level (or other suitable ROCKSTAR of your choosing)

For all of you absolute ROCKSTARS out there who would be so benevolent as to bless our cause with both your resources and your celebrity star power, we will thank you for your donation by providing the following:

  • Your publicity photo will be duplicated and carried by all members of the Festival Team including volunteers, security, parking, sound technicians and bar staff…in order to assure you would receive ROCKSTAR treatment if you decided to attend the event.
  • You would be included in the Cover Photo of the event program…even if you had to be photoshopped into our group photo.
  • You will also have a Banner which will be carried around the festival field once an hour by a troupe of virgins…should it prove problematic to assemble sufficient virgins to form a troupe (this IS a Pirate Festival after all…), our pretty bartenders will have to suffice.
  • Our Event Coordinator will re-name his first born son after you….(Sorry, Kyle…)
  • We will place your Name, logo, with a link on our website.
  • We will sings songs of your exploits around campfires for the entire festival or until the firewood runs out, which ever comes first.
  • You will also be listed as a patron on our website…and on every other website created by this webmaster for the next year.
  • A toast will be raised in your honor and you would also receive up to 6 tickets to the Buccaneer Bash for your entourage.

Hey….It could happen.

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